That's why I always keep a syringe of unsullied teenage jizz in my pocket.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:51, 1 reply)

I think tramp jizz would be a better idea.
1) It's less creepy to obtain than teen jizz, and they'll generally supply it in exchange for a can of special brew.

2) If they get caught, the worst that will happen is they'll get a lengthy custodial sentence. This gets them off the street, into drug rehabilitation, educates and trains them in readiness for their release.

Win-win.
( Muns, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:57, closed)

I think you've just stumbled upon a lucrative business model here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:58, closed)

Am oat.

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:13, closed)