Minge
Went to a music festival in 1994. Waiting to see Ministry, who still remain (as a portly boring middle-aged fan) all kinds of awesome.

While I was waiting to see them, Hole were on stage, and I was right up the front.

During one of the many songs that Hole play that sound like Courtney Love's trying to impersonate a tomcat wanting a shag, she puts one leg up on the foldback speakers. With a short dress, sans underwear.

The best way to describe it: looked like someone had peeled a rat in half lengthways.
(Sir Thomas Bent is performing unspeakable acts with the Mace, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:16, 20 replies)

Oh Jesus.
She is such a mess. I reckon it must smell like a fetid, eggy kipper.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:25, closed)

I think my subconscious has blocked that part out
Although I've never been able to stomach kippers since.
(Sir Thomas Bent is performing unspeakable acts with the Mace, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:28, closed)

And taste like flat battery?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:33, closed)

OH GOD

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:39, closed)

Sexy.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:44, closed)

Have you always had this fear of women and vaginas?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:47, closed)

Predictable YM response

( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:15, closed)

Whine about trolling

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:29, closed)

Angry on internet

(McChinaman banned, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:50, closed)

Legless gambits

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 16:17, closed)

alright

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:22, closed)

Not really.
Your mum's vagina's quite impressive, if a little roomy.
(Sir Thomas Bent is performing unspeakable acts with the Mace, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:08, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:41, closed)

And you actually had a problem with that?
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:18, closed)

Discerning men prefer
Vaginas that don't look like roadkill.
(Sir Thomas Bent is performing unspeakable acts with the Mace, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:09, closed)

Meh, clearly you are some sort of poof.
Real men like their lady's bits to look like she's giving birth to an afro'd dead cat Dave Grohl.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:38, closed)

If such a venerated and discerning gentleman such as the
"Bard for our Generation", Mr Kurt Cobain can have 'gone there' then it can't be all that bad. Right?

I wonder why he did shoot himself?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:07, closed)

Because looking at it too closely made him think it resembled Dave Grohl.
He used to wake up at night screaming "THE TEETH!"
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:42, closed)

Wicked City style?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 0:34, closed)

have a click for
looked like someone had peeled a rat in half lengthways.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:59, closed)