I had a brief stint, fronting a band.
Unfortunately, I'm agoraphobic, so our one and only gig featured me sobbing whilst clutching the microphone stand. On the plus side, the reviews were excellent.

Sorry, no, that's the finale from the first series of Game On. I was offered the role of singer in a band, whilst at uni, but turned it down owing to my terrible fear of public speaking. I think this might be my only regret in life.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:59, 5 replies)

Pussy.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:11, closed)

^
This.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:49, closed)

What was you last laugh then?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:38, closed)

They never found a singer, and broke up after a couple of jam sessions.
That'll teach 'em to aspire to anything.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:52, closed)

I misread that as frotting a band

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:56, closed)