Bad Ideas"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
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Responding to your mothers sexual advancesher nob is twice the girth of mine. Was an entirely shameful experience
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:14, 7 replies)
You have a thing about mothers with cocks don't you.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:19,
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Some mothers do 'ave 'em(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:33,
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Your mum has a thing that looks like a cockMight just be a massive clit
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Oh no its a cockshe used it to fuck your mother.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:07,
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I think you may be getting your mother and your 'uncle that we don't talk about' mixed up.which is understandable given your obvious years of tortuous sexual abuse.
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My uncle is my dadMight explain a lot
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I can see this getting funnier each time you post it, do carry on.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 17:41,
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