Bad Ideas"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
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RT: This will make your eyes water.My wife was in the garden and had got some dust or grit in her eye, so she sat down in the chair in the living room and sent me upstairs for the Optrex.
No problem, I went to the cabinet, grabbed the distinctive little blue and white dropper bottle and went downstairs. She tilted her head back and I proceeded to drip the soothing fluid into her eye. It didn't seem to be working very well.
It was only when the smell hit my nostrils that I realised that I had picked up a bottle of Vicks Sinex nasal spray, and was happily squirting menthol and eucalyptus oil into my wife's peepers.
At this point, I ran back upstairs, found the real Optrex, used most of the bottle flushing her eye out, told her the amusing mistake and then ran away and hid.
Amazingly, all parts of my body are still intact, although it was a close run thing.
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:15,
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Good thing you didn't use Otex.......or you'd have softened all the wax in her tear ducts.
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