Gah.
In an effort to sooth my sore throat before an evenings heavy drinking, through the course of a day I went through five packets of sugar-free cough sweets (Warning: contains phenylalanine, excessive consumption may have a laxative effect.)

I then saw no issue in trusting a fart a few hours later.

I instantly forgot about the sore throat, on the account of having deposited a large quantity of liquidy shit into my underwear.
( Muns, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 10:46, 8 replies)

I think you've mixed up two mandatory food-labelling warnings here
Phenylalanine, usually present in aspartame, is contraindicated for those with Phenylketonuria.
The warning about its potential laxative effect will be because it contains more than 10% added polyols, probably sorbitol.
I hope this helps you when choosing sugar-free products in the future.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 10:58, closed)

What?
If dozer can bore on at length about pensions, why shouldn't I?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 10:59, closed)

You're not a jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick are you?

( Muns, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 11:30, closed)

All I know is, I shat liquid.
I assumed they were linked after reading the label.
( Muns, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 11:29, closed)

yup sorbital that's the badger
cool mints did for me. Thought I'd fart, realised it my mistake milliseconds before lift off and luckily managed a reflex clench and was very close to a toilet so I avoided buttered cheeks
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 11:50, closed)

More details on the consequences please - were you at work?

( Pig Bodine., Fri 25 Jul 2014, 11:48, closed)

Yes, I was.
I went to the lav, cleaned up, binned my pants then went to the shop after work and brought a new pair of trousers and undies and went straight on the lash.

Unremarkable tbh.
( Muns, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:09, closed)

I once had a small follow-through accident at work after a night of heavy drinking
There wasn't much but it definitely made continuing to wear those pants an impossibility. I penguined to the toilet and removed the offending items before throwing them out of the window.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:45, closed)