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"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.

Suggested by Pig Bodine

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
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everything is when you think about it
but the sun is shining and it feels like the Algarve out there So in keeping with that feeling I am going to sit in a pub garden and do the following

1) drink excessively
2) wear no sunscreen and go very red on my exposed bits
3) ogle appreciate the beauty of attractive ladies with my shades on

However I am NOT wearing a vest that barely covers my gut, or anything branded in a George cross or union Jack and certainly not a 'ironically' shit Hawaiian shirt, because I do have some standards
(, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 16:30, 2 replies)
I'm going to be wearing a Hawaiian shirt tomorrow.
Not ironically, but because it's great and I love it.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 16:41, closed)
I did exacty that but I used Aussie Gold sun oil

(, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:10, closed)
I did not ogle ladies

(, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:10, closed)
I did not go to a pub because I live in a detatched house and have booze.
I have neighbours and they are not cunts, thus negating having to go to the pub
(, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:12, closed)

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