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"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.

Suggested by Pig Bodine

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
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French fusion
I spent a weekend at an astronomical observatory with an eclectic group of international scholars, including two French astronomers very much in love. They were so cute and romantic. It was as if they were a single fused personality, with each completing the other's sentences.

I unwisely got into the back seat of a car with the French astronomers in the front seat, and we went driving around the mountain top. I thought the male half was driving, but he was only working the pedals. The female half was doing the steering, and in truth they really weren't a single coordinated person. Their lack of coordination caused them to lose control coming down a steep narrow washboard dirt road. We fish tailed back and forth and nearly flipped the car.

Love hurts, as they say.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 10:12, 4 replies)
Has someone hijacked this account,
with intent to post coherent stories?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:03, closed)
Was that actually coherent?
The syntax, grammar and spelling were all good, but something was definitely awry.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:50, closed)
I understood it, which was a bonus.

(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:38, closed)
Bloody wimmin drivers eh? EH???

(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:57, closed)

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