I once had a shit in the shower rather than face the hassle of getting out and going to the toilet whose bowl was over 5 feet away
When I attempted to stamp the turds down the drain, all they did was clog it up, and the shower started overflowing until the bathmat was soaked and flecked with faecal matter. In hindsight, it was a bad idea, but it was ok: it was somebody else's bathroom
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 14:38, 4 replies)

Did they say you could use their shower
when you only went in the bathroom for a shit?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 27 Jul 2014, 15:14, closed)

"Next time it'll shit in the sink."

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 16:58, closed)

'waffling'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 18:16, closed)

You're supposed to throw them onto the conservatory roof.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 19:18, closed)