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"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.

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(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
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In Egypt
I was at a spice shop, looking for some ras el hanout. The young lad who was working there showed me a bag, and offered to let me lick my finger and dip it in the the spice mixture to taste its quality.

What started as an enjoyable holiday rapidly descended into a very regular series of mad dashes to the toilet where I surprised myself at the volume and looseness of my stools, punctuated by flu-like symptoms as I lay exhausted on the bed in the hotel room. Being stuck in a small cubicle pissing rusty water out of your sore, over-wiped pucker in 35 degree heat is not anyone's idea of a good break.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:13, 6 replies)
ras el hanout
Isn't he the baddy in the Batman film?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:19, closed)
You're thinking of Heath Ledger
Different thing entirely
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:44, closed)
You can get it in Sainsburys and not a licked finger to be seen.
Y'know, for health and safety.

hth xx
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:33, closed)
It's rubbish though
Like their version of smoked paprika which I think might just be dust painted dark orange.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:08, closed)
Unless it gives everyone food poisoning,
it's just not enhancing your dish.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:28, closed)
It's all part of the experience

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:53, closed)

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