
"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.
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( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
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came into the kitchen and a propos of nothing, in front of a lot of folk including the lovely new girl of African descent, did a very loud impression of The Fast Show's "Johnny Nice Painter".
Thankfully for him, I saved him from disciplinary proceedings with the appropriately disapproving "....johnny...!".
( , Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:39, Reply)
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