I know how you feel,
I work for a Japanese company and they asked me to have a penis reduction.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:57, 1 reply)

Have you seen a Japanese winky? I swear to God, they're like sorry little shoelaces. There's something pathetic and quite suicidal about their appearance - as if they tried to escape the thatch of bristling black prison above them only to be shot half way through their daring absail to freedom.
(The Moop, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:08, closed)

blimey...
no wonder they pixilate Japanese porn, i thought it was just them being prudish. Now I realise its just shame and the Japanese way to turn things micro size.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:13, closed)

It's a common misconception
that japanese porn is pixelated, it's not. Japanese genitals are just very low resolution.
(Hippo_of_Doom, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:56, closed)

{giggle}
(dchurch bah, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:35, closed)