Posted on the Spoonerisms and Wordplay Forum once
I posted in the greetings section: "Hi there! This looks like a cosey little nook" but it came out as "nosey little cook".

Unfortunately the moderator, who happens to cook for a living, failed to see the humour. He got extremely annoyed at what he saw as a personal attack aimed in his direction, and banned me from the forum.

It was a Mad Banishment.
(Cloudane, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:55, 4 replies)

*head in hands*
*tries to contain urge to do The Bad Thing*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:06, closed)

The Bad Thing is different from The Nasty, right?

(Cloudane, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 13:41, closed)

It depends on what time its done and what sort of cutlery is involved.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:12, closed)

What's the difference between a manager, and an unwell bird that goes quack?
One's a sick duck...
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:26, closed)