Strawberry picking with a host of Bulgarians aside, my least favourite job was with a French battery chicken farm.
It was for eggs rather than meat (you really wouldn't want to eat the birds after a few months of their life there), and it was hellish. Eventually I decided I'd had an oeuf.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:54, 4 replies)

Pun or not, this should win :-)
Personally, though, I would have quit on the first day - an oeuf is enough.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:15, closed)

Both your puns were pretty fowl

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:17, closed)

That's a bit harsh!
Are you saying I should be tarred and feathered?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:37, closed)

Eggsactly

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:38, closed)