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Your Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."

So, tell us your banking stories of woe.

No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something

(, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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You can always bank on...
...the fictions of SpankyHanky appearing in the most popular list. I stopped reading them a couple of months ago -- am I alone? It's not that the stories aren't good (most of them are brilliant, seemingly), it's just that the best bit about QOTW stories is being able to relate to the true stories, and I just can't do that with an obviously made up tale.

At least the frankspencer stories were filled with hilarious grot that could make me cum geysers.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 0:26, 8 replies)
They are voted up...
...because they are really rather life-like -- written in such a way that most people *can* relate to them.
He only has about 3 in each top 10 anyway, so stop complaining!
And yes, I miss frankspencer too.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 0:38, closed)
have a click for "cum geysers"
Otherwise, what do you expect from qotw? Everyone knows it's all made up of lies..... ;o)

Really, though - what's wrong with the odd embelishment for comedic effect? I've been lurking on here for ages and wish I could write half as well as the likes of Spanky. That's why I never post anything.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 1:03, closed)
But...
It's practically art.

FOR THE LULZ
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 5:48, closed)
THIS
I can get behind.

Ooh my...
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:42, closed)
You're not alone
The ignore button is your friend.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:19, closed)
Yeah
I generally skip them. I prefer stories that get to the point and may actually have happened...
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:55, closed)
What?
You mean he lies to me?

*cries*
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:07, closed)
Not on the internet, NEVER!
I like his stories and there is always the ignore button of someone doesn't like them.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:56, closed)

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