BanksYour Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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And, umA static electricity walked into the bank and asked to withdraw some cash.
The banker said "yes we can do that - but there'll be a small charge".
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:18,
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Was the banker a proton?Cos then the "static electricity" (whatever one of them is) could ask "Are you sure?", and the proton would of course reply:
"Yes - I'm positive!"
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.Yes the banker was a proton!!
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:23,
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Later that day......a hydrogen atom asks for a cash withdrawal, having lost his VISA. 'I've lost my Electron,' he says.
'Are you sure?' enquires the cashier.
'I'm positive.'
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Even later that day...A neutron comes into the bank, and asks how much an overdraft facility would cost him.
"For you sir - no charge!"
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