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Your Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."

So, tell us your banking stories of woe.

No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something

(, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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Pen on a chain
One of the most annoying things ever - pens on chains. You'd think with the amount of money banks make from our money, the least they could do would be to let us use a normal biro.

Writing with them is a joke;.I've lost count of the number of times I've tried to stretch the little chain just a bit further so I could sign my name properly, without having to hold the pen at a weird angle

Anyway, I still managed to steal one. I levered the whole pen, chain and stand included, from the counter, leaving just a black sticky pad in it's place.

Take that, banks.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:43, 6 replies)
I find the most recent Barclays solution even more obnoxious.
They have pens for the taking, each bearing the legend "I'm on loan from Barclays Bank".

Twee, no?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:52, closed)
Staff a my local
mobile phone shop, the name of which rhymes with bartone hairmouse, appears to use Barcalys as their writing implement provider.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:14, closed)
twunts
why is it that Argos - purveyors of mass produced tat and classy jewellery can afford to have million of tiny pens for us to use and steal, but billion dollar global corporations tie them down?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 9:44, closed)
Perhaps...
...they're secretly funded by bookmakers.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:24, closed)
Lefty
Try being left handed, when the things are bolted to the right hand side of the counter.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:00, closed)
Steal all the pens...
...and swap them for IKEA pencils. See how they like THEM apples.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:58, closed)

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