Me & a mate

were at the Tunnel club in Caaardiff, very stoned, very bored and very nawty.

Out of sight from the main bar was another smaller bar which was closed as it was mid-week. The shutter looked a bit flimsy so we gave it a tug & it came completely off the bar.

I don't know how we thought we'd get away with it but we helped ourselves to several pints of lovely free beer and a few shots of Smirnoff before being discovered, kicked out & banned.

Yeah, like we cared, plenty of other clubs, blah blah blah.

Except come the following week & another mate's birthday being held at Tunnels. Me & trouble had the brilliant idea of wearing hats so they wouldn't recognise us - genius!

Course, the doorman wouldn't let us in so I had another brainwave:
"Look, this has happened before. There's 2 lads out & about who look a bit like me & him & it's them who've been causing trouble. We're getting a bit pissed off with it frankly".

But it worked! Not only were we allowed in, but the bouncer was most apologetic, assuring us it wouldn't happen again. God, I could lie for my country, but getting out of his earshot without cracking up wasn't easy.

They'd fixed the shutter on that bar though :¬(
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:07, Reply)