Barred
I've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
( , Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
I've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
( , Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Barred... for not drinking meths
One of my mates at the time was a bit scruffy, and had just been to the hardware shop to get some meths to clean something or other. Since it was a proper hardware shop, he was given a brown bag to keep it in.
Cut to the pub at lunchtime, bottle set carefully upright on the bench seat next to him. Landlord comes along, sees bottle, removes from bag, and we are both barred for drinking meths, or, more accurately, for not drinking meths.
( , Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:18, Reply)
One of my mates at the time was a bit scruffy, and had just been to the hardware shop to get some meths to clean something or other. Since it was a proper hardware shop, he was given a brown bag to keep it in.
Cut to the pub at lunchtime, bottle set carefully upright on the bench seat next to him. Landlord comes along, sees bottle, removes from bag, and we are both barred for drinking meths, or, more accurately, for not drinking meths.
( , Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:18, Reply)
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