BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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McDonalds etcWhen I were a wee cheeky monkey of 16, a few of us went on a jaunt around High Wycombe. For those who've never been, it's a dump of a place made slighly famous recently only by some of the residents being potential terrorists.
Anyroad, it's such a hole that the McDonalds has to have bouncers on the door. We rocked up, tried to steal some cleaning cones that were inside, and when it was made apparent we couldn't, i tried to nonchalantly walk out with one on my head. Not the most subtle manouvre considering it made me look like a giant nipple.
I really stuck it to the man that night though.
Other places i am barred from:
-YMCA (High Wycombe)- for 'talking too loudly'
-A bar in Soho (forget which one)- for telling the overly pretentious dj he stunk and that he could 'kiss my winking monkey button'
-Various friends houses- for being a bad influence. Ironic seeing as a lot of them are still bumming around, and i now work a for a large swanky London firm. in your face home cunties snobs!
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:53, Reply)
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