Drive-by Shooting
Me and a couple of friends of mine got busted by the police and barred from a club because we kept drive-by shooting the Bouncers with a Super-Soaker full of water.
At first I think they were pissed off but after the 5th or 6th time they were really mad and throwing things at the car and running after us. We got to about the 9th go and we decided to give up.

Nah, fuck it, lets have one more!

We pulled up only to see the Bouncers acting very strangely by jumping to the floor and covering their heads with their jackets (bomber I might add). It was then we realised we were fucked and a police car pulled out of a side road and stopped us. cue a full on car search, ID inspections, breathalisers, etc (they didn't find the weed in my pocket).

They eventually laughed it off and the cop emptied the water pistol by aiming at random buildings and lamposts like an 8 year old. Apparently the club had claimed we were using bleach.

We thought we'd got away with it until the ENTIRE club's staff and bouncers came down the road to surround us and make lots of threats: "I'll remember his face Guv, no worries".
They were very big and I was only 18. The police saw us safely off and we were barred for life from a club we hated! Huzzah!!

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( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 16:03, Reply)