BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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same grandadwho got barred from more than one grimy halifax establishment for stealing toilet rolls was also barred from his own old folks home.
at first the staff ignored the batty old ladies who were pleading that their nightly sherry was being stolen by a nasty man.
but it turned out to be my grandad, demanding sherry with menaces. he also ran up a £300 tab at the pub across the road when he worked out how to do the code on the gate. and when drinks are as cheap as they are in halifax, that's some going.
i didn't inherit it. one aftershock and i'm anyone's (if only anyone would have me...)!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:39,
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