BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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it's all in the pastI managed to get myself barred from A level history, the teacher was a real smug tosser who was too busy being "down with the kids" by suggesting he did weed and learing at the girls chest (fair play some lovely ones there) Angriewho I had the balls to tell him he was wrong about something one day (the fact that Churchills mum was a yank)and he gave me his best smug look and said "oh I'm only the one with a degree and 20 years teaching experience blah blah blah you're just a kid" expecting me to back down, but when I know i'm right I never back down, I'm a twat like that. he ended up throwing me out. so the very next day I walked back into the class and threw a book at him "Read page X and then tell me I'm wrong!!" So he reads it and looks at me and says "you may be right but you're also banned from this class until you can apologise to me" my witty reply "you'll have a long wait you druged up lechorous cunt!" he's still waiting...
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