BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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banned from a whole countryI was thrown out of Monanco and told to never return or face a lengthy prison sentance. My crime? not wearing a shirt!
I am under a "life time ban" from Sunday school, for having the brass neck to ask questions "God doesn't like little boys who ask too many questions" fine screw you and that's the last time you touch me in the toilets.
also banned from my local chippy for getting the owners daughter pregnant.
Ancrenne you are spot on about the Kings Head in Bridgend, the tosser of a landlord was called craig. He once banned me because I took one of the barmaids out on a date and he wanted to shag her, worth it mind she was great!
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