BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Big Crisp ThreatsI've only ever been barred once, from a curry house after eating a poppadum and then leaving after waiting 20 minutes for the sweating chain-smoking waiter to come and take our order. We went over the road and had a kebab instead, so it’s not a sad story. Then when I went back a couple of months later I was told in no uncertain terms to fuck off as I was barred.
I offered to pay the 20 pence for the big crisp that I’d eaten but was told, again, to fuck off. As I was leaving the surly sod also shouted, "I know where you live"
Fortunately he never came to my house and broke my legs for nicking that poppadum, but I learnt my lesson. I'll never do that again.
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fr13day has everything required to be a Penguin, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 14:17,
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