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I've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*

I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.

Where have you been banned from?

*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact

(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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We didn't get barred...
But only because we didn't hang around long enough to get caught.

You see, what had happened was this:
Happily drinking away in a pub in another town. After a few beers start to get a bit peckish. When my friend went for a piss she noticed the kitchen was just a bit further down the passage from the bogs.

When she gets back she mentioned this to me, so what did we do? We went and started to cook. That's right, we went into the kitchen and prepared a meal, it was very nice, eggs and bacon (oh come on, I was pissed and cooking in a hurry). We bolted the food down (and burned our mouths, of course) put a tenner on the work surface with a note of thanks (hey, we weren't thieves...) and scarpered.

We didn't wash up and I've not been back, I can only imagine what'd have happened if we got caught. I hope I turned the gas off...
(, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 15:15, Reply)

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