BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Yay, fantasticI'll tell you the story of how my brother got barred (for the first time) from The Boars Head Tap House in Kidderminster. After spending the day drinking absinthe and lager he arrived outside, fell out of the car, stumbled up and was confronted by the landlord with his sternest "You're much too pissed to come in here" look on.
So he calmly stood there and ate the blokes hanging baskets. Right in front of him. Genius.
They generally dont like us lot in their pub anyway, since we're a rowdy bunch, and theyre much too high brow for that. I got told off at the bar once for swearing, even though there was prrety much nobody else in the pub. They're all bastards.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:32,
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