BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Musical Planet HollywoodA bit Long, sorry, but it is completely true and I even have a photo of me committing the crime.
I was banned from Planet Hollywood in London, I was at a birthday meet up for my Mate's ex Girlfriend, it was going slowly and conversation was boring so we worked our way down the cocktail menu.
One Hour Later I was asked to leave and never return after I was caught playing the piano, next to the Bar, which was crowded.
I had my pockets out and fly open, meat and two veg hanging out and was showing the girls my Elephant, then played the Piano by bouncing my tackle over the keys.
Its not all bad though, I pulled as a direct result of my knob's piano skills, happy days, we got thrown out before they made us pay the bar tab too so we were £170 up on the deal
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:26, Reply)
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