
I've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
( , Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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I was caught in the ladies with my (then) girlfriend in Revolution in Newcastle upon Tyne...
now it sounds as if i was sending the one-eyed gopher into tuna town... but no...
My girlfriend hates being sick and dragged me into the toilets to hold her hair back... which i did... but only to have her throw up all over my legs and feet... which wouldn't be so bad but the little twunt had been drinking a vile red drink called "Chase"... so i looked like i'd just started my rag!!!
I had to pull the dispenser off the wall to get the spare toilet roll to wipe my legs and shoes... Then i was dragged out kicking and screaming by the bouncers...
as if that wasn't enough... the cow started slagging me off in the taxi queue for an argument we'd had prior!!!!
( , Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:08, Reply)
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