BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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caught red handed... well footed... and legged... etcI was caught in the ladies with my (then) girlfriend in Revolution in Newcastle upon Tyne...
now it sounds as if i was sending the one-eyed gopher into tuna town... but no...
My girlfriend hates being sick and dragged me into the toilets to hold her hair back... which i did... but only to have her throw up all over my legs and feet... which wouldn't be so bad but the little twunt had been drinking a vile red drink called "Chase"... so i looked like i'd just started my rag!!!
I had to pull the dispenser off the wall to get the spare toilet roll to wipe my legs and shoes... Then i was dragged out kicking and screaming by the bouncers...
as if that wasn't enough... the cow started slagging me off in the taxi queue for an argument we'd had prior!!!!
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:08, Reply)
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