BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Like a retarded dwarf - not big, and not cleverI'm barred for life from every Little Chef, Harry Ramsden's, Travelodge and Moto service station in the country.
As well as it being slightly difficult to enforce due to none of them having a photo of me, those of you in the UK will appreciate that it isn't exactly a great loss.
It stems from being sacked for gross misconduct and bringing the company into disrepute a few years ago after being sent to work at a different Little Chef to the one in my home town in order to train staff, getting horrendously drunk on company money and thinking it would be a laugh to steal wing mirrors and various other items from cars around the sleepy little village we were staying in.
This resulted in me being apparently the only person ever in our region of the company to be arrested whilst at work (yep, they even have CCTV in sleepy little villages these days). Criminal convictions, a large fine and an awful lot of 'voluntary work' later, I now behave myself when I drink excessively.
Hopefully my length's alright, this is my first time, although I've been watching you lot do it for ages.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 10:00, Reply)
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