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I've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*

I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.

Where have you been banned from?

*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact

(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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6 reds and a yellow
although two were from the same pub...

All in Plymouth :

Three for repeatedly emptying their quiz machine at the height of their lucrativeness,whilst drinking an average of half a pint.
These, whilst barrings, were boring.

I was barred from another for telling the landlord he was a "fucking prick" because he believed the lying cow of a barmaid who stitched me up because I told someone about her 3-month stint for ABH.

I was suspended for my local for six weeks for presenting the pub quiz whilst completely arseholed, then trying to punch a punter who was uncomplementary about it.

I was barred from another with five mates because we decided the pool table would look better upside-down.

After being allowed back in by a different manager I was barred again. This time, said manager(ess) called me a "fat bastard", whereupon I suggested that perhaps she shouldn't bandy such words around while her daughter was working there. I don't regret it. It was true - she was fucking huge.

I no longer drink.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:39, Reply)

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