Barred
I've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
( , Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
I've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
( , Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Pizza the action
I got barred from my mate's ex-girlfriend's house. What was my crime: abusing the pets? no friggin her granny? no....
... I "stabbed" her younger brother's frozen pizza with the box it came out of. The numpty had a hissy fit and wouldn't eat it and as a result I got banned.
She was a right bunnny boiler anyway, so no loss there... poor mate spent another 5 years with her before he realised this and then she went off and married his best mate from school!
( , Thu 7 Sep 2006, 10:12, Reply)
I got barred from my mate's ex-girlfriend's house. What was my crime: abusing the pets? no friggin her granny? no....
... I "stabbed" her younger brother's frozen pizza with the box it came out of. The numpty had a hissy fit and wouldn't eat it and as a result I got banned.
She was a right bunnny boiler anyway, so no loss there... poor mate spent another 5 years with her before he realised this and then she went off and married his best mate from school!
( , Thu 7 Sep 2006, 10:12, Reply)
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