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Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Go fuck yourself, you twat.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:50, 1 reply)
Alrite Colin

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:50, closed)
How exciting - I've never done this before
*puts you on ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:54, closed)
*RESULT*

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:01, closed)
Fuck me, three posts.
*high-fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:12, closed)
Cheers Noel, Colin’s only upset that he’s been found out masquerading as a transvestite. This may impact on the number of cock gazzes he receives from the sad and lonely board members looking for online love.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:26, closed)
Hmm, yeah it might.
*unzips flies*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:27, closed)
*wades*
Transvestite?

Whos really a man?
(I helped save b3ta! industrial_bunny, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:41, closed)

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