Ooo! Do tell!
*pats lap*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:29, 1 reply)

*sits on lap*
*wiggles*

once had this bloke round but sadly he turned out to be a crap shag and talked too much and was rubbish at taking hints. By 8am I wanted him out and asked my flatmate to help.

She immediately had a "trauma" and started slamming doors and having imaginary phone arguments with people. I told the guy that I needed to be there for her as she'd had some bad news and he said he was scared anyway. He left within 10 mins.

(yes I should have told him straight but wasn't up to it, we laughed lots after he'd gone - suppose you had to be there really)
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:40, closed)

Haha - hoorah!
The singularly best knock-back I’ve been on the end of was when I first took E, and got off with a hippy girl at a Reclaim The Streets do.

After us eating face for a while, her mates turned up and said they were going home, and she looked at them, looked at me with increasing awkwardness, and stuttered, “Erm … erm … erm … look – I’d invite you back to mine, but, erm … right … I’ve heard sex binds two souls together and I don’t know about you but I’m bound to some people I really wish I wasn’t, and, erm … ”
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:47, closed)

hahahahaawwww that's not nice
Still, now you are married and have the last laugh.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:52, closed)

Not married yet
but to be in August - Las Vegas Ho (and not in the rude American way)!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:55, closed)

Woo and congrats to you and the future Ms V

( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:02, closed)

\o/

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:19, closed)