Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I think this is the point that men and women start to part waysIf I walked in on a bloke wanking, I'd just walk out again.
My son's a teenager so I am sure this is going happen at some point. But it doesn't really make me laugh....
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:33,
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I'm pretty sure that if you did walk in on him and laugh, thoughIt would A: be a pretty funny story, and B: would cost you thousands in psychiatric bills over the following years.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:37,
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I've explained how the washing machine worksAnd I've told him not to leave crusty socks under his bed.
I've done all a mother can do.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:41,
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Whereas if a man walks in on a woman wanking, he starts wanking too.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:38,
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