Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Hotel Breakfast BuffetThe attractive Coffee server at the Hotel Buffet breakfast was getting more than her fair share of oogling as she busied herself tottering between the tables offering top ups, but it wasn't until she moved on from our table that my colleague explained her look of utter disgust as she topped up both our cups.
The previous evening we had been karting and I had picked up an agonising injury to my hand which prevented me cutting a bread roll in half without clamping it between my fore arm and thigh and sawing it with my one good arm. If i'd been sitting in the middle of the room I would have just looked like a retard but with both arms covered by the table cloth a totally different image was completed. I kept both hands above the table when she was around for the remainder of the stay.
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