Wanking Disasters Part II
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Juding by comments here, slating is clearly encouraged. Woo!
And it seems I am encouraging a mass-debate....
I'm actually stating this is a bit sexist - as backed up by other laydees on here - nothing funny has ever happened when I had a wank.
P'raps I should start frotting in public so that hilarity ensues? :D
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:16, 2 replies)
And it seems I am encouraging a mass-debate....
I'm actually stating this is a bit sexist - as backed up by other laydees on here - nothing funny has ever happened when I had a wank.
P'raps I should start frotting in public so that hilarity ensues? :D
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:16, 2 replies)
"Encouraging a mass-debate"
Pffffft.
I haven't got any hilarious wank-related stories to tell either, but I'm not going to sulk about it. Complaining about the question being 'sexist' is ridiculous. You can't interpret "wanking" as "masturbating"? That seems a lot like complaining about a question on "fucking" because you only "make love".
I've liked some of the stuff you've posted before, but it's really pissed me off that you've already decided that this is the stupidest question ever, and written off all the potential stories this week on the forth post, before you've even read any.
Cheer up, have a wank.
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:42, closed)
Pffffft.
I haven't got any hilarious wank-related stories to tell either, but I'm not going to sulk about it. Complaining about the question being 'sexist' is ridiculous. You can't interpret "wanking" as "masturbating"? That seems a lot like complaining about a question on "fucking" because you only "make love".
I've liked some of the stuff you've posted before, but it's really pissed me off that you've already decided that this is the stupidest question ever, and written off all the potential stories this week on the forth post, before you've even read any.
Cheer up, have a wank.
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:42, closed)
If you read all the replies I've made here you'll see that :
I openly admit to wanking/masturbating/tossing the coin/whatever
I've never denied women wank
I'm happy to call it fucking.
I've read some posts today and not one has made me even slightly laugh
I'm not the only female b3tan who thinks this
I'm not sulking (or abusing other people who don't agree with me unlike some of the comments posted about me)
I've never moaned about subject matter before now so I feel I am allowed to voice an opinion that this is the stupidest ever because I generally like dipping in and out of these posts each week.
I'm 41 yrs old - I'm over sniggering at wanking stories. Sorry but I am.
Btw have you ever heard a funny female wank story?
Thanks for saying you like my stuff and thank for laughing at my lame joke - you are a honey for that. :D
*wanks*
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:08, closed)
I openly admit to wanking/masturbating/tossing the coin/whatever
I've never denied women wank
I'm happy to call it fucking.
I've read some posts today and not one has made me even slightly laugh
I'm not the only female b3tan who thinks this
I'm not sulking (or abusing other people who don't agree with me unlike some of the comments posted about me)
I've never moaned about subject matter before now so I feel I am allowed to voice an opinion that this is the stupidest ever because I generally like dipping in and out of these posts each week.
I'm 41 yrs old - I'm over sniggering at wanking stories. Sorry but I am.
Btw have you ever heard a funny female wank story?
Thanks for saying you like my stuff and thank for laughing at my lame joke - you are a honey for that. :D
*wanks*
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:08, closed)
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