Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I would like to meet the personwho could not claim to have beaten (ahurr) that.
I hereby claim I once wanked 924 times in a three day period.
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This is not a Pathetic Sex LieI really did do my best impersonation of Santa that night.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:22,
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I didn't say it wasbut one can claim anything they like. :P
I almost certainly whittled myself to an equally fine point when I was around 14, too.
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weekend-long Golden Girls marathon?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:22,
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Oh fuck!And when there was a lull in Allo Allo, no waitresses in the last few minutes, so it was Madame Edith or nothing.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:37,
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i oncemanaged 11 in an 8 hour period.
i called my friend to let him know, i was proud. i was also 14.
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