Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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AhaYou accused me of making things up and yet...AND YET...
"I've never told anyone this before"
"they published it in The Gurniad a while back"
and shouldn't that be "Grauniad"?
*Smug smiley*
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:53,
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That would be my 'mate' Chuck Palahniuk...the story I'm referencing would be Guts...
and now you literally remind me of this.
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you don't mean figurativelyIf they'd had cartoons like that at school, I might actually have learnt something in English lessons.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:26,
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