Cramp
I was young - I can't place my age, whenever you first discover wanking - and was have a 5 knuckle shuffle after perfecting the art for the previous 2 weeks.

As I got into it I'd somehow managed to tangle my foot in the end of the bed, one of them annoying metal framed beds with entwining bars. I was reaching the point of no return when suddenly my foot had become so stuck I got the most awful cramp I've ever had, I screamed but was still somehow using my early teen determination to continue my mission, the cramp got worse and went from just my calf to into my thigh.

I yanked my leg out whilst STILL carrying on but the momentum threw me off the side of the bed, I fell onto my drum kit (anybody who owns a kit will know there are loads of metal pointy bits sticking out) and created a massive gash - not the good kind of gash - across my forehead.

I still came.

It was awkward trying to think of an excuse as to why I had blood streaming from my head when my family burst into my room about 30 seconds later.
(nobface part time paperboy full time gangsta, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:08, 2 replies)

That gives me a mental image
that is like no other.
Lying on the floor, leg bent all the wrong way, bleeding from the forehead and spunking over a drum kit.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:05, closed)

this got a proper officelol

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:46, closed)