Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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A Fair While Back~~~~wavy lines~~~~
This was when Blackberry phones were, pretty much, the only way you could get secure e-mail on a phone.
I was third-line support for a multi-national. If the helldesk couldn't sort the problem it was kicked to 2nd line, some of whom had actually seen a PC. If they couldn't sort it, it was kicked upstairs to us. Third-line. The $ stopped here. We had to sort it.
So a few execs got Blackberries -they could talk, securely, to our Exchange servers (meant they were using MS Outlook) - so I was given a Blackberry to play with for a few weeks so I was familiar with the way it worked. (BTW - that's the way it is in third-line. Training? Fuck that. Here's a system. Play with it and become an instant expert)
So 2nd day of playing with Blackberry, boss sent me an e-mail?
"How are you getting on with the new Blackberry"
"Magic" I replied. "I can read and reply to my e-mail while having a wank. Like now"
"You disgust me....."
Disclaimer: This really happened except "wank" was replaced by "shit". I haven't got any wanking stories. At least, none I'm willing to share.....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:48,
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Dude ... this third line shit sounds like the fucking SAS. Whoa.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:11,
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I emailed in sick from my Blackberry once.Apparently the image my boss got was of me on the pan typing to her -- she loved to remind me of this.
Remind sme of how damn good those old Blackberry devices were.
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