Tut
Honestly, can't a man have a wank in (presumably) his own house without getting busted by the fuzz?

Actually same thing happened to a guy I used to work with, except he was pulling his plonker in open view at his bedroom window, in the daytime, knowing there was an office full of women just over the road. Of course they reported him and he got charged. In the end though it was a sad story as his defence was that he and his wife had been trying for a baby for years without success and he was depressed. They split up shortly afterwards.
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:52, 1 reply)

I know a bloke who did the wanking in the window thing,
in front of some schoolgirls.

He was prosecuted and punished in whatever way, I forget. He was stressed up because of his forthcoming wedding. His missus stuck by him and they're still together 30-odd years later.

Not much of an excuse, I thought, getting married!
He's worked as a cashier, serving the public, since I first knew him. Bet he wouldn't get that job now with a record for flashing. So, not such a disastrous wank really.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:51, closed)