Wanking Disasters Part II
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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busted in his car
years back ( about 12 ) My place of work was at the end of a mostly residential street in Eltham south east london. The house opposite was one of those " massage" places that advertised in the local rag. En-vogue was their name and during the day there would be regular gentleman visitors arriving and departing within the hour. We used to watch out of our first floor office windows. One time there was a fella sitting in his car outside our building. We were looking down at him from above through his sunroof. The filthy cheapskate was only beating one out before his visit! Maybe he wanted to impress his lady masseuse with his staying power by emptying his sack before she got her hands on it?
Needless to say he never did get to finish the job as there were 6 of us yelling and cheering out of the window and dropping rolled up bits of bog roll onto the roof of his car.
He actually had the nerve to call us a bunch of cunts as he drove off too....
( , Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)
years back ( about 12 ) My place of work was at the end of a mostly residential street in Eltham south east london. The house opposite was one of those " massage" places that advertised in the local rag. En-vogue was their name and during the day there would be regular gentleman visitors arriving and departing within the hour. We used to watch out of our first floor office windows. One time there was a fella sitting in his car outside our building. We were looking down at him from above through his sunroof. The filthy cheapskate was only beating one out before his visit! Maybe he wanted to impress his lady masseuse with his staying power by emptying his sack before she got her hands on it?
Needless to say he never did get to finish the job as there were 6 of us yelling and cheering out of the window and dropping rolled up bits of bog roll onto the roof of his car.
He actually had the nerve to call us a bunch of cunts as he drove off too....
( , Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)
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