Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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It would have been a disaster...A while back I noticed, from the office window, a guy in the house opposite watching pr0n, and (presumably) having a wank.
We really tried to find a way to locate his phone number, just to see the reaction when he picked it up and a voice said "Stop watching porn, you pervert!!!"
Sadly, we couldn't find a way to do it. What a shame.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:54, 3 replies)
This reminds me of this one time when I tried to do a thing but couldn't do the thing.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:07,
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that would have been a brilliant story(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:38, closed)
Telephone book combined with electoral roll would have done it.(
rofl harris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:12,
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