It's about sexual activity
presented in a positive light.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:13, 1 reply)

An inveterate wanker who finds sex unfulfilling?
Yep. It's like somebody took the entry for "positive" out of the dictionary and wrote it in lasers on the face of the fucking moon.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:48, closed)

Better than being terrified to touch her own foo-foo
because it's dirty and unclean and shameful.

Also, I bet you give yourself better handjobs than any woman can. Except my mum, obviously.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:57, closed)

Quite so.
The world is entirely black and white and there is no middle ground between being petrified of your own twat and spending hours on end stuffing plastic friends up it.

You're right about your mum though. I think it's the calluses from scrubbing all those pub toilets.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:01, closed)

There is actually
It's called 'recovering Catholic'.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 10:36, closed)

Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:07, closed)

It's not a language as such
more a use of whatever language it's being performed in.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:11, closed)