Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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An inveterate wanker who finds sex unfulfilling?Yep. It's like somebody took the entry for "positive" out of the dictionary and wrote it in lasers on the face of the fucking moon.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:48,
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Better than being terrified to touch her own foo-foobecause it's dirty and unclean and shameful.
Also, I bet you give yourself better handjobs than any woman can. Except my mum, obviously.
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Quite so.The world is entirely black and white and there is no middle ground between being petrified of your own twat and spending hours on end stuffing plastic friends up it.
You're right about your mum though. I think it's the calluses from scrubbing all those pub toilets.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:01,
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There is actuallyIt's called 'recovering Catholic'.
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Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:07,
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It's not a language as suchmore a use of whatever language it's being performed in.
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