Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I like how you got the sweaty handed virgins attentionby mentioning that you're female. Well done. You're almost as needy as that one who kept going on about her tits, SnuggleSacks.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:30,
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Why do they let the side down Blue Star? WHY?(
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I don't know Wiccamaybe the answer lies inside my bra, near my big breasts. Would you like to look? OMG lollesbians and tits.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:51,
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You love it you slag.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:06,
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Why Blue Star, I believe you have something sticky on your big breasts which are inside your bra.I think you need to take that dirty, dirty shirt off. Right now.
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Am I doing this right?(
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I think so.I'm not in the habit of being a needy beakering girl with breasts and a vagina, ONLINE.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:19,
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I've not done it in years.I found my self-respect down the back of the sofa.
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