Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I'm sure we've all met at least one personwhere the disaster is, that they weren't a handjob.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:01, 5 replies)
LolsNow you know what your old Man thinks of your dole arse
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:26,
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Your old man still thinks he's your real father.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:27,
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Ah! You're Rory again!Good stuff.
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 10:38, closed)
used "wuz yer daddy wanking 'n' yer momma sat on it at the last minute? Were you concieved with a week sperm?"*on an arse-pain of a 19yo orthodox jewish kid at "gas engineer college" today. not big or clever. but hey, it got a big laugh so whatever!
i'm sure his parents love him.
*tips nod to BH
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:02,
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What's a 'week sperm'?Does it only work 9-5? Does it last for seven days? WE NEED TO KNOW.
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 6:56, closed)
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