Wanking Disasters Part II
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
The Spanish dictator Franco attempted to ensure the survival of his fascist regime after his death by raising Prince Juan Carlos to believe in the philosophy of the Phalangist state.
When Franco died Juan was given control of Spain, but much to the surprise of the fascists he instead dismantled the one party state, organised elections and paved the way for the return to constitutional democracy.
So that was their Juan: King Disaster.
Yes, yes, I know, fuck off.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 9:59,
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Fuck off.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 10:01,
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Yes, but YOU FUCK OFF
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 10:12,
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I've already fucked off.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 10:31,
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No right see because right you fuck off yeah?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 10:36,
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i liked it
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Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:23,
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