
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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As a doctor I prefer to use my penis when diagnosing colitis. I find it leaves both my hands free for a proper reach-around.
( , Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)
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